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deaneggsandsam:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant
THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via dingyfeathers)

OH MY GOD YES

(via exrayed)

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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crocspaperscissors:

1nto-the-wild:

If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying


what do you mean tried

crocspaperscissors:

1nto-the-wild:

If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying

what do you mean tried

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out

onceuponamirror:

New Frozen pics! [source]

caseyanthonyofficial:

s-kulls:

THIS IS THE FUNINEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

I gotta be honest hes saying every single thing I was thinking the entire time

methicals:

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

new obsession 

July 21st: “Hope is such a powerful gift to give young people. So many children come from broken homes and they are deprived of love, emotional nourishment, and support. When you give a child hope, they see all the dreams they’re capable of.”

Have you had to do anything strenuous or stressful or that kind of action in the first few episodes?Yeah in the second one, swordfighting. Actually, I have stitches in my finger right now, my knuckle got exploded by a sword.

It’s not just about sex. Don’t get me wrong. Sex is fucking great, but when you have a connection with someone, when you feel so strong for someone, just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak. You just can’t beat that.

Yes! And I’m his… mother-in-law.